I feel great
I just peed on a car
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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