Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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