But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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