Im at strip club and am horny
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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