its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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