at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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