using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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