How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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