Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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