I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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