Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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