it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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