please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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