I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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