I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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