Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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