you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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