My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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