i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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