I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
