Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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