actually, I'm a sock model
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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