we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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