one might say we're banned from that church
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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