does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
