He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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