O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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