singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
