Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
