one two three fourrrrnication!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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