found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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