Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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