I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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