i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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