No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am spending my child support on dildos
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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