I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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