Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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