This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
tell me about the eggs
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