i need an iv and a liver transplant
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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