idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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