I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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