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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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