please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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