I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Are my feet made of real feet?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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