i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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