There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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