Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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