You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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