YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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