if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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