once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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