apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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