I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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