You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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