He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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